Four eyed wonders

This is a tribute to all the women who wear glasses. No matter how bad us men teased you in High School, we regret it now that your 21+ years of age and have now developed all of you essential fatty tissues. We are sorry for calling you Four eyes and Bat..Sorry for the " HEY FREAK" and The "WATCH IT NERDS". You must understand our fragile states in High school. We now know and embrace the fact that your intellectual. The fact that your a librarian doesnt even bother us, infact we embrace that. We know that under each librarian is a rabid caged ball of venom ready to take us to places we will never go with a girl of perfect vision. So heres to you ladies of lesser sight. We appreciate you picking the glasses over contacts.. We know they make your eyes all itchy anyway. May you wear your self tinting prescription filled goggles with pride and remember...Just because you cant see us...we see you..and love you.

A tribute to firearms

I had to pause from the females for a minute to let all us guys breath..wipe the drool and grab a beer. While you real men are slamming down a nice cold budweiser original, the not so strong men can fight through their bud light Lime....But no matter that. Check out these big guns. Some of these are strong enough to stop a tank. Some are strong enough to take down a planet...The point im trying to make is damn... BIG GUNS! ßøøm.

Mayra Veronica

If you want a girl who looks like shes smuggling watermelons in her back pockets....Heres Mayra Veronica. If you love Mayra Veronica you hate skinny women with no shape because she is definitely not either of the two. Shes primarily know for her...umm..butt..but I think she has other great qualities...like umm Nice finger nails? J/k shes very pretty...especially from the back.

Priya Rai

I know very very little about this one except for the fact that she might be Indian. Very pretty though in my opinion. If anyone knows anything more about her ill update this empty void here with a fact filled caboodle of info.

Jenna Jameson

I cant overstate the obvious here but ...shes a pornstar. That doesnt make her any less attractive though as a person right? Sure shes been around the block...a couple million times...but shes got a nice body. Im sure that if she were a normal clean girl with standards and ambitions any sane guy wouldnt think twice about getting with her. Right? RIGHT? But shes a used up pornstar...Too bad for us guys...she will always be damaged goods no matter how hot.

Angelina Jolie

Some people love her...some people hate her...I am one of the ones who loves her...I fell in love with her when I saw her. Its the giant Pillow lips she has. I think that if each car had her lips instead of air bags there would be alot less deaths on the highway. Shes been in a bundle of movies...Tomb Raider, Wanted, Life or something like it, Changeling...yada yada yada who cares..Shes An amazing actress, has a ton of adopted kids and dropped Billy Bob Thornton for Brad Pitt. Thats all you ever need to know about her. Her lips literally speak for themselves. POW. And not to mention shes covered with insanely wicked Tribal tats...*sigh* im jealous.