Men beware....of balding.

You know Im a 24 year old male who's genetically proven to go bald. My dads practically bald, his dad was bald, their mom was bald, their aunts cat was balder than an eagle...its just bound to happen. Some say that balding is the worst thing that could ever happen to them..."ITS SO PAINFUL" they say. I look at it like this..if you dont wanna be "BALD" maybe you could take some so called EASY STEPS OUT OF IT! You could rub a special cream on your dome for about 6-12 years and hope to see growth...and if you do see growth you should hope to God you applied it evenly so your hair doesnt come sprouting in patches. Another easy alternative is you could pay a doctor or whatever their "TERM" is $ 10,000 dollars to literally rip all the hair out the back of your head/ neck...then take a razor and slice your head into a labyrinth of bloody sections, and then implant the hair into you skin Via Super glue (or some other bonding method). Those are some common methods in todays science. Oh wait! Theres one more funny one...there is actually a comb you plug in the wall with laser pens in it that beam down onto your fleshy noggin to help stimulate the follicle....Id like to believe in it, but cant. I know i sound so pessimistic about the whole deal, but oh well. I kinda look at it like this...Men dont wanna be bald on purpose, who does? But when you step back and look it at from this scenario that ive come up with ...you might appreciate all that is bald. Who are the ladies all over more...Vin Diesel or Weird Al Yankovic? Ones insanely bald..almost terminally and the other is almost considered a safe haven for Migratory birds...Bald Drives women wild! But what do I know...Im just 24 , still have 7/8ths of my hair left. Ill leave it up to you guys for an opinion on this. Im just saying.