Men Will Be Men: December 2009

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Lip compilation.

Today is gonna be lip day. Heres a youtube video with nothing but plump kissers. Enjoy.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

You know Im a 24 year old male who's genetically proven to go bald. My dads practically bald, his dad was bald, their mom was bald, their aunts cat was balder than an eagle...its just bound to happen. Some say that balding is the worst thing that could ever happen to them..."ITS SO PAINFUL" they say. I look at it like this..if you dont wanna be "BALD" maybe you could take some so called EASY STEPS OUT OF IT! You could rub a special cream on your dome for about 6-12 years and hope to see growth...and if you do see growth you should hope to God you applied it evenly so your hair doesnt come sprouting in patches. Another easy alternative is you could pay a doctor or whatever their "TERM" is $ 10,000 dollars to literally rip all the hair out the back of your head/ neck...then take a razor and slice your head into a labyrinth of bloody sections, and then implant the hair into you skin Via Super glue (or some other bonding method). Those are some common methods in todays science. Oh wait! Theres one more funny one...there is actually a comb you plug in the wall with laser pens in it that beam down onto your fleshy noggin to help stimulate the follicle....Id like to believe in it, but cant. I know i sound so pessimistic about the whole deal, but oh well. I kinda look at it like this...Men dont wanna be bald on purpose, who does? But when you step back and look it at from this scenario that ive come up with ...you might appreciate all that is bald. Who are the ladies all over more...Vin Diesel or Weird Al Yankovic? Ones insanely bald..almost terminally and the other is almost considered a safe haven for Migratory birds...Bald Drives women wild! But what do I know...Im just 24 , still have 7/8ths of my hair left. Ill leave it up to you guys for an opinion on this. Im just saying.

Everywhere else is kinda different.

My friend recently visited Alaska on his honeymoon...While he was showing me some pictures he stopped to tell me this story about a SUBWAY restaurant/whatev. that was in one of the towns. He mentioned that this Subway didnt have the $5 dollar footlongs deal...it instead had a $7 dollar footlongs...but the ironic part really was that the ad still had the familiar hand holding up 5 fingers. Odd eh? This made me think what if Different companys kinda changed thier ads slightly in different locations...Like Mcdonalds in america says Im Lovin' it... but what if one in norways was Im kinda likin it? Or Lets just say Nationwide for example...In america its "NationWide is on your side" ..And What if in France its "Nationwide is on their side". I think if a company is gonna have a freaking Motto or Slogan or deal its should be the same no matter where..it saves time and prevents people like me from making fun of it. What if instead "Just say No to drugs" it were Just say Maybe Later to drugs"? WHAT IF PEOPLE!? I feel like im ranting, but tis the little things i think about and drives me crazy. So...heres to all you eskimos eating up those overpriced subs...You earned that Toasted Cold Cut Combo..May it keep you warm while living in your Igloo. Im just saying.

If move posters told the truth.

If movie posters told the truth....Compliments of http://effects.worth1000.com/

Check out these kinda new CDs.

First of all id like to introduce to you a band that not many people know... The name is "In this moment" and they feature a chick screamer/singer. If you like really melodic/ chaotic music then you will love them. The singer Maria Brink is not only hot and tattoo'd up but she can scream with the best of them. They kinda sound like Killswitch but just a little more watered down. I highly recommend this cd...which is their second release...Here are some key points to this CD...

Chick Screamer
Heavy and light all at the same time
Cool album artwork
Hot chick

The next CD....is a wow....Im mad at everyone for reading this still and not rushing to the store to buy it. Of course I love it because its my favorite artists side project, but its really an amazing CD. It features some rocking out moment..but still kicks it with some slow melodic beats. This CD has alot of drive and the vocals are simply amazing..All credit goes to Aaron gillespie for pulling off another amazing CD. This is the bands Second CD, if you like this check out their previous one also. If you like the singer, please check out the band underoath..he is the drummer/ singer in that band. WOW, im breathless...go out and buy it...NOW.. Im just saying

Good, quality pictures!

Awesome Technology

House as a Vamp

I surf the net alot..and as some may know im deep into photography now, but even before that I deep into Photoshopping Pictures...altering them for my own benefit... Worth1000.com Is an amazing site......Its basically a site full of photoshopped pictures and random here and theres. above are a few of my favorites , but by all means check out the hundreds of pictures yourself athttp://fx.worth1000.com/. All pics courtesy of worth1000.com

Please help.

I have fallen upon hard times here and need the help of whoever can donate. The holiday season, a newborn baby and sickness in the family has caused the bills to add up and add up. Any donation helps and is appreciated..Plus additional money can be used to help build this site up a little more...Thanks, God bless....Merry Christmas.

Randomness.

A symmetry boggles over a snag.

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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

WATCH THIS!

If you wanna see a great movie with explosions and babes in hot leather body suits I suggest you go out and buy G.I. Joe Rise of the cobra. Its action packed and wont let you down...Plus its got kick ass babes shooting plasma pistols with tight bodysuits...mmmm.. Its rated PG-13 so let your teen boy watch it so he wont develop into a fashion designer...Im just saying!

Adult Dating Sites.

I know youve all been to that site that has a freaking million pictures of these hot babes and under each one it has thier name (LUSHUSLADY761) and where theyre from (SEXYLAND)...And if you say you havent...your either telling a tattle or just havent had the opportunity..i recommend you do for comic value. Basically these sites are like dating sites...except you arent really dating your FORNICATING...its kinda a mixture really, I shall call these sites Forni-dating sites. People put alot of trust into these sites. Guys, Girls, Guys that used to be girls, Girls that arent yet girls but arent a man, The whole Kaboodle log in daily to link up with people for sex. I dont trust this whole Idea....Sure Tammy looks good in the picture and she promises in every e-mail that shes gonna do me right..but how do i know that "do me right" doesnt mean tie me up from a tree and stab me to death with a rusty swiss army knife while her demented followers parade around my body summoning rain/demons. It sounds iffy to me people. I really think that if they made each member of these sites put up a HIV/Crab/Herp test officially signed by a STD-ACologist with their phone number and a copy of their college transcript..it would make it seem just a little more comforting. And Hey dont just trust a sexy picture...NO WAY! Pictures lie my friends, you want to have a live video chat and make them run the camera all over their body so can just make sure, also have them show you a valid drivers license...just incase. Now, If your a member of one of these sites...please by all means get your swerve on. If knockin boots is your forte and you are pokin more people than facebook...Stay the course. I just hope..and suggest that when you fall into the trap of an internet predator/predatorette that youve got more protection than a condom. Im just saying.