The Governator of Calefourneya

Heres a pretty funny article on Arnold Schwarzenneger...who was voted #2 out of 10 men...for the most manliest man...compliments of http://www.arthurshall.com/x_manly_men.shtml....Enjoy.

#2 Arnold

A close second in this tournament of manhood, is the Terminator, the greatest bodybuilder in history, a top Hollywood draw, and now the Governor of California. ARNOLD!! My fucking hero!! Trust me, it was only an act of amazing selflessness by the winner that kept Arnie out of the number one spot. What can you say about this manly bastard? I will try to capture the essence of this guy, but there is not enough room to explain the manliness (read, greatness) of this Austrian immigrant.

Arnolds first claim to manly fame is being the undisputed greatest bodybuilder in history, and for all intents and purposes, introducing the great sport of bodybuilding to the masses. No, just because you do cardio and read Men's Fitness magazine, that does not mean that you are bodybuilder. It means you are gay!! For that matter trudging around the gym with a fanny pack and a gallon of water does not either, but that is a subject for a different day.

Look at this man!! The chest, the arms, the overall package. Not THAT package idiots, stop staring, yes he is bigger than you there too!! But just being a body-builder does not make Arnold the greatest man alive, it's his determination and ambition to be the best at whatever it is he's doing. As I am sure you ingrates know, he became the biggest star in Hollywood, with his critically acclaimed performances in manly classics such as Terminator, Predator and Kindergarten Cop. Hold on, even bad asses make mistakes sometimes. His acting was brilliant, see Predator "GET TO THE CHOPPER" and "DO IT NOW, KILL ME, I AM RIGHT HERE". Other immortal lines like "If it bleeds, we can kill it", and "Stick around" (said right after impaling a man with a machete) helped to cement his movie Predator as THE GREATEST FILM EVER MADE! Citizen Kane licks the Predators' otherworldly balls! Of course, no nuclear weapon can kill this guy, he shits radiation and pisses plutonium (and no not because he used steroids, because he is so pissed).

Schwartzenegger has gone on to become the Governor of California and despite his manly tendency to grope women, he was still elected in a recall election against that drippy diseased vagina of a man Gray Davis. Barring the dumbocrats stopping a constitutional amendment to allow Austrian (not others, of course, I hope) immigrants to become president, this man will be President of United States. It is mathematically impossible for a Republican who can carry California to loose a presidential bid. California is the fifth largest economy in the world, and culturally it is even more prominent. but it's just a stepping-stone on his path to world domination! From a poor Austrian boy, to steroid using bodybuilder with no English skills, to the biggest star in the world, to President. WHAT A FUCKING MAN!!

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