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Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Cup Check.
Yup they are still there Megan! Id pay millions to see what shes seeing in this picture,wouldn't you?
Itchy Hilton
What in the hell is Paris doing? Itching? I think she may be releasing the crabs back into the ocean...
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009
When 2 becomes 1
Everyone kinda hates Britney spears these days...thats why I photoshopped Megan Foxes head on here perfectly fine body....Megan fox is better as a brunette though..WORD.
A reason to cuddle
Feel like your bedroom life is in shambles because of the way you look? Are you tired of sleeping with a disgusting pig of a wife? Wish she had the body of an 18 year old again? Well that will never happen but atleast you can invision it with these sheets...and she can too...They are pretty funny.
Photoshop Before and after
Pictures by themselves are relatively bad and boring to look at...Not with Brandon Jones In charge..I photoshop until everything looks perfect...(perfect enough) Heres a before and after.
Meow.
This is good ol' Divini Rae...she volunteered to be in this one...Thanks Divini. I just Photoshopped a Hello Kitty on her...Warped it a little...Decreased the opacity and made it look like body paint. After all that I used Topaz Adjust and gave it all a crispy look.
The Perfect Woman
Most Men think a womens body is perfect the way it is....I present to you.. the even better version. Photoshopped By moi.
When Worlds collide.
Many people know that I love playing with photoshop...The question is ...am I good at it? On some things yes...some things No...But I try.... Here is sunglasses as a bra...enjoy.
On my hands and knees.
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MWWWWAAH
Lips....We all have them...some are bigger than others and some are better than others...heres a few "best of the best" so to speak. Enjoy.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Ping Your blog
Get ten millions hits to your site in one week....heres how....
Even Better.
I lied when I said that the only thing better than girls was girls on motorcycles...then lied again when i said the only thing better than the two of them alone were the two of them together (girls on motorcyles). And whats better than both of them? Girls on cars. Its simple...hot car..hot girl...Explosion. Oh yeah and two girls on two hot cars in the same picture is epic...dont you agree?
Vrooooom.
The only thing most men love more than a good woman is....well a good motorcycle/crotch rocket. If there were ever a way to have both at the same time, would you go for it? Sure you would..So im gonna bring them to you...Just please remember Drive responsibly....and stay away from the biker chicks that look like this------------------> (unless your into that kinda thing)
Circumnavigate the globe.
The next time you grab her ass...you will literally have the whole world in your hands... (LAUGHTER FILLS THE AIR) :->
The Governator of Calefourneya
Heres a pretty funny article on Arnold Schwarzenneger...who was voted #2 out of 10 men...for the most manliest man...compliments of http://www.arthurshall.com/x_manly_men.shtml....Enjoy.
#2 Arnold
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A close second in this tournament of manhood, is the Terminator, the greatest bodybuilder in history, a top Hollywood draw, and now the Governor of California. ARNOLD!! My fucking hero!! Trust me, it was only an act of amazing selflessness by the winner that kept Arnie out of the number one spot. What can you say about this manly bastard? I will try to capture the essence of this guy, but there is not enough room to explain the manliness (read, greatness) of this Austrian immigrant.
Arnolds first claim to manly fame is being the undisputed greatest bodybuilder in history, and for all intents and purposes, introducing the great sport of bodybuilding to the masses. No, just because you do cardio and read Men's Fitness magazine, that does not mean that you are bodybuilder. It means you are gay!! For that matter trudging around the gym with a fanny pack and a gallon of water does not either, but that is a subject for a different day.
Look at this man!! The chest, the arms, the overall package. Not THAT package idiots, stop staring, yes he is bigger than you there too!! But just being a body-builder does not make Arnold the greatest man alive, it's his determination and ambition to be the best at whatever it is he's doing. As I am sure you ingrates know, he became the biggest star in Hollywood, with his critically acclaimed performances in manly classics such as Terminator, Predator and Kindergarten Cop. Hold on, even bad asses make mistakes sometimes. His acting was brilliant, see Predator "GET TO THE CHOPPER" and "DO IT NOW, KILL ME, I AM RIGHT HERE". Other immortal lines like "If it bleeds, we can kill it", and "Stick around" (said right after impaling a man with a machete) helped to cement his movie Predator as THE GREATEST FILM EVER MADE! Citizen Kane licks the Predators' otherworldly balls! Of course, no nuclear weapon can kill this guy, he shits radiation and pisses plutonium (and no not because he used steroids, because he is so pissed).
Schwartzenegger has gone on to become the Governor of California and despite his manly tendency to grope women, he was still elected in a recall election against that drippy diseased vagina of a man Gray Davis. Barring the dumbocrats stopping a constitutional amendment to allow Austrian (not others, of course, I hope) immigrants to become president, this man will be President of United States. It is mathematically impossible for a Republican who can carry California to loose a presidential bid. California is the fifth largest economy in the world, and culturally it is even more prominent. but it's just a stepping-stone on his path to world domination! From a poor Austrian boy, to steroid using bodybuilder with no English skills, to the biggest star in the world, to President. WHAT A FUCKING MAN!!
GET READY!!!
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Tat'd
In my earlier post I mentioned tongue rings and nose rings ...etc.. Just thought Id throw this at the crowd. This ones for all those hardcore rocker-ette lovers. May you dream well tonight.
Under the needle.
Its your choice..it always has been...but which one of these would you fancy your lady having? A nose ring? A tounge ring? Neither? Both? Whatever your choice..Its hard to find a lady that doesnt have a piercing "SOMEWHERE" wink wink.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Olivia Wilde
Well In 2009 she ranked #1 on maxims hot 100...but in 2006 she ranked #95 in FHMs sexiest women. I say she moved up a notch or two huh? She also appears in the TV Drama House as Dr. Remy Hadley. Lets see, what else? She was Born in 1984...March 10th to be exact and shes got a stunning set of eyes.
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